Thursday, January 5, 2012

Star ng Noche Buena

Dear Kimmy,

Gusto kong sumulat sa iyo pero wala naman akong problemang pag-ibig na maisasangguni. Nais ko lamang ma-feature sa blog mo at marinig kung ano man ang maipapayo mo. Kasi bet na bet ko ang mga words of wisdom mo. Pak na pak! Anong gagawin ko?

Love,
Mashobang Jontis
 
Dearest Mashobang Jontis,
 
Alam ko wala ka magawa ngayon kaya rereplyan kita ng mahaba haba para naman may magawa ka..Well jan sa ambisyon mo na mafeature sa blog ko..mapalad ka kasi sa dinami dami ng mga sumusulat at sumasangguni ay ikaw ang aking pinag bigyan.. Mapalad ka talaga dahil ikaw ay isang tunay na PALAD.. gets? well kung hindi keri lang.. So since wala ka naman talagang problemang maisasangguni kunwari na lang ay may problema ka sa inyong kapitbahay na nagPDA madalas.. Ang drama nito.. mababa ang bakod at laging kitang kitang niyo..
 
Well for that problem I would suggest na imbes na maimbiyerna ka ay gawin mo na lang itong kapakipakinabang. Kung mga may itsura naman itong mga kapitbahay mo, manood ka na lang lagi at sa kanila ka maglihi.. Bukod sa may itsura ang anak mo, pinaglihi pa siya sa marubrob na pagmamahalan.. san ka pa.. Toinks. Pwede din namanggawin mo itong aphrodisiac kasi ang hiegthened sexual activities ay nakakapayat.. toinks again.. ahaha Besides.. maganda ang konting exercise para sa baby.. plangak again.
 
Joking aside, magandang kunan mo sila ng video at kung maari, yung makukuha mo bawat detalye. Alam naman natin na ang mga Pilipino ngayon ay sabik sa mga sex scandals at talagang mabenta ito (kahit patay ay mabenta pa din sex scandal gaya nina Ram). Gawin mo itong kabuhayan at magiging porn magnate ka na.. start it as a cottage industry.. may ganun talaga promise. Ito na ang sgaot sa kahirapan. Kung hindi mo man kailangan ang pera na kikitain dito, ipamahagi mo na lang sa mga binaha sa Iligan or sa naland slide sa ComVal. Di ba nakaganti ka na sa mga bastos at insensitive na kapitbahay, nakatulong ka pa sa iba..
 
Mabuhay kayo sampu ng iyong angkan at salamat sa pagtangkilik.. feeling ko kakilala kita.. malakas lang ang feeling ko..
 
Lubos na nagmahal,
(nagmahal talaga kasi past tense)
Kimmy

Ripples on my Still Pond

Despite the number of letters received during the holidays, I guess it is still best to start the year with a story.

Sometimes we tend to be consumed by our own loneliness that we settle very deep into our selves. The next thing we know, we are strangers in our selves and will always be looking for the solitude to free us from the harassing noise of the world.

Living alone is a vice. It consumes the desire of an individual to genuinely yearn for someone to be with. At face value, the person used to live alone may be with greatest desires to mingle with others but would soon realize that it is not the case once the noisy crowd closes in.

Such is an experience of a friend who decided to go home for the holidays to somehow break the monotony of life. Go home to the familiarity of the family, the house, the town and even just the feel of being home and convince the self that somewhere there is a home to belong to. A home where there are other people who would reinforce the thought that you are valued and loved. Maybe it has always been there, only that the mind wanders off this fact and gets disillusioned that somehow you are neglected. For we are only human and we periodically need to be reminded of the essentials of life.

Imagine going home seeking the familiarity and the warmth of home. Longing for the warmth of other people. To converse with familiar faces and share old silly anecdotes that never go out of fashion. Just how would you feel if you come home to a home you once knew stuffed with all those strangers that threaten the solace you once thought to find. Right in the heart of your home, the strangers invaded.

Now that vacation you longed for is marred by the presence of strangers who are weak enough to sense that you need some space. Insensitive enough to provide you with the space you need and ugly enough to outweigh the irritation of living with total strangers while keeping a facade of enthusiasm.

Living alone is a bad vice for if it sticks, it corrodes being sociable.