Bimbos Out There

Kimmy,

I have this office mate who really looks hot and is really handsome- well maybe not in your standards since I have heard from a friend of yours that you really have an eye for gorgeous men. And I have also heard that you have a very gorgeous boyfriend. Nweiz this office mate of mine despite being physically buff is very dull.. as in very dull. You go on talking about a topic for a while and then you ask his opinion and ended up getting some stupid answers or some that are not actually related to the topic. Sometimes, this guy will butt in on conversations and talk about out of the yard "connections" with what is currently being discussed. I was initially smitten by his good looks but now I am very disappointed by his poor English grammar and the evident stupidity he is showing me.

Eva Fonda

Hi Eva Fonda,

Wow, wait lang ha. Buhay mo ba or buhay ko ang pinag uusapan natin dito? I do not see the need for you to establish my credibility in scrutinizing the male breed. Chika lang yang nalaman mo about me. What you just shared opened my eyes into looking at the male version of a bimbo as this description is commonly used to attractive females who are not intelligent. I was surprised to find out that the bimbo term was initially intended to describe the dull males. So much for the lecture (I apologize for that), I also have some share of experiences with bimbos. If it may help you dissipate the discomfort of being in an office with a bimbo, let may share how I went through it. So since these type of people are likely to be poorly analytical in nature, it is healthy to talk about nonsense whenever you are with them. In Tagalog, pag usapan niyo ang mga walang kwentang bagay para pwedeng kung ano ano lang din masabi- may masabi lang. Isa pa pwede rin kayong maglaro ng "Palayuan sa Usapan" para naman magtanga tangahan kayo at di niya super mafeel ang disappointment niyo sa kakulangan niya.

I hope I was of help to your predicament.

Kimmy

Callboy Maybe

(text translated from Kankanaey)

Hoy Kim,

Kumusta ka na? Nagulat naman ako dito sa mga pinagsususulat mo. Prang hindi ikaw way back nung nasa atin pa tayo. May chika ako. Naaalala mo pa ba si ****** yung kapatid ni **&@##  na batchmate natin pero sa ibang school nag-aaral? Yun basta yun may friend ako na beki dito sa Baguio tapos nag-aaway daw sila ng isa pang beki na taga Trinidad naman dahil daw kay ******* na mukhang pinagsasabay sila. At game daw tong si ******* sa lahat kaya naman pinaglalabanan talaga ng mga bakla dito. Hindi ko lang inexpect na ganun siya kasi diba cute si *******. Di naman nila kailangan ng pera kasi OK naman family niya. Basta ayun text mo ako para machika ko pa yung iba. Di mo na lam nangyayari dito sa tain di ka na kasi nakakauwi lagi.

Cletty


Dear Cletty,

Makahoy ka jan parang anak mo ako ah. Pero sige pagbibigyan kita kasi sabi mo nga we know each other. makakumusta ka naman jan parang close tayo. Speaking of that chika you just shared, naku napakabul;ok na niyan. Inaamag na teh, yaan mo na. I actually have talked with the kid on one of my trips to Baguio and was quite surprised with how vulgar he is. I chanced upon him at the bus station while I am heading him and was surprised when he talked to me as if we are close. I am close with his kuya but not with him. So there I was asking about his kuya and there he was insinuating we hit the hotel nearby. I was so appaled by that vulgar peddling of flesh...kaloka.. kati to the max to. I myself wonder what happened.

Pero atey so much na sa pakikialam mo. Ikayayaman mo ba ang mga nalaman mo? Pakiramdam ko feel mo lang si ******* at di ka pinagbigyan. baguhin mo na yang pakikialam mo atey.. pagdarasal kita.

Salamatsomats,
Kimmy